Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎