Worst Jokes Ever
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.