Worst Jokes Ever
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.