No Arms, No Legs, Matt

This is a play on words. The answer is "Matt", which sounds like "mat". The setup describes a person with no limbs at the door, so they would be lying on the mat. It's a simple, classic pun.

• Guy
• Door
• Name
• Legs
• Arms
• Matt

• What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
• Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door? A: Mat.
• What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.
• What do you call a kid with no arms or legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.