No Arms, No Legs, Matt

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  • What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?

    Matt.

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  • Explanation

  • This is a play on words. The answer is "Matt", which sounds like "mat". The setup describes a person with no limbs at the door, so they would be lying on the mat. It's a simple, classic pun.

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