Thinking Straight

This is a play on words. The person is saying they are very gay, and the phrase 'think straight' has two meanings. The first is a literal meaning where they are unable to make clear decisions, and the second is a euphemism for being heterosexual, which they are not.

• Gay
• Sexual orientation
• Straight
• LGBTQ
• Sexuality
• Identity

• Me: Gay puns are the best! Also me: But I'm straight though.
• I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
• I'm so gay.
• Gay is a mental illness. You're not thinking straight.