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Adopted Again?

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Mr. Morbid
5 years ago ·
  • Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

    Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

    Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

    Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

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    • Orphanage
    • Dad
    • Adoption
    • Family
    • Child
    • Brother

    Explanation

  • The humor comes from the twist that Alex was actually adopted from the orphanage, and his dad is taking him back, not to pick up a new brother. The dad's line "We're here!" is not what Alex is expecting, leading to a funny and dark misunderstanding.

    Comments (3)

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    Gwen

    5 years ago

    ???

    M

    Mr. Morbid

    5 years ago

    he was 13 too

    G

    Gwen

    5 years ago

    Oh

    AAustere Auk

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