Worst Jokes Ever
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
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How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.