Worst Jokes Ever
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you
I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.