Cancer kid jokes

Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.

What do you call an emo cancer kid?

Chemo.

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?

Because they have cancer.

Why are cancer kids so fly?

Because they got the drip.

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?

The cancer came back.

A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."

- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?

- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!

Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?

A: My dad didn't beat cancer...