Cancer kid jokes
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
Carys’s mum has chemo.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"