Worst Jokes Ever
I forgot the joke.
The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.
The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels,” he said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said, “It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!”
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"