Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.