What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Worst Jokes Ever
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
