Worst Jokes Ever
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.