Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.