Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
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