Worst Jokes Ever
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.