Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.