Worst Jokes Ever
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.