Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Messi is really messy.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do emos do?
Hang.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.