Worst Jokes Ever
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
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What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."