Worst Jokes Ever
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
Pizza Hut.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.