Worst Jokes Ever
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...
I have no beef with them.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."
I think one of my dads might be gay.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.