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Emergency

4 years ago

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!

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  • 911

    1 year ago

    Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...

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  • Pilot

    2 years ago

    The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

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