Emergency number jokes

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!

Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."

Me: Calls 9-1-1.

Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?

Me: *hangs up*

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.

So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."

Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."