Emergency number jokes

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!

Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."

I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.

So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."

Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."