Worst Jokes Ever
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.
So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.