Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans use water for their cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.

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    • I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

    I believe in a woman's right to choose...

    ...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.

    Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

    Me: "You should be Batman."

    Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...

    All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

    What's that? said the orphans.

    Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

    What's the IJK?

    I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.

    What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

    Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?

    Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?

    I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.