Worst Jokes Ever
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.