Worst Jokes Ever
When your plane heads for New York...
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
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Whatâs Whitney Houstonâs favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Whatâs better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I donât know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying âOoh, I love how smooth it is.â
Why canât orphans play baseball?
Because they canât find home plate.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! đđđđđ Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why canât orphans play baseball?
Because they donât have a home to run to.