Worst Jokes Ever
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
What do emos do?
Hang.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.