Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Five more days.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!