Worst Jokes Ever
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
o o a a.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
How do you stop a baby from crying?
You drown it.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.