Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees, and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun, and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies, "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect its balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man, but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.