Worst Jokes Ever
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.