Worst Jokes Ever
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?
I guess it really IS all in the execution.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
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