Worst Jokes Ever
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Grass.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.