Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
POV: Her name is Alli.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Trump did 1/6.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.