Worst Jokes Ever

What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"

What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!

April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.

Orphan: Where... Oh.

Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.

So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔

What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.

Eggy joke for all to enjoy!

What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?

Answer: You shoot it!

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?

Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."

There is no family.

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I hate you.

I hate you who?

You hate me?? Rude!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A dictator.

How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?

They slash them.

Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

This car in RC-XD.