Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.

Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?

None, both carpet munchers eat out.

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?

Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.

Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?

Once again, they don't fall for the trick!

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.

But I can break yours today, hopefully.

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?

Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.

What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.

(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)

Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?