Worst Jokes Ever
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
China.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What kills you?
Suicide.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Sorry but, no one asked.