Worst Jokes Ever
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
"And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster."
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.