Worst Jokes Ever
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But Iām not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Imagine a dragon š¤.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. š
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.