Worst Jokes Ever
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.