Worst Jokes Ever
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!