Worst Jokes Ever
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
Karolien's life.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"