Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom and your dad.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
My brother when he sees a girl.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.