Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.