Worst Jokes Ever
Kobe got irl canceled.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...