Worst Jokes Ever
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"
The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
Age is just a number.
Police are just people.
Jail is just a room.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.