Worst Jokes Ever
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower. Thanks, Phil!
I want to die.