Worst Jokes Ever

What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.

Do you know what I found in my letter soup?

A space.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.

Why did Oliver have no friends?

His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.

People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.

2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!

Why is the UK bad at chess?

Because they have no queen.

I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.

They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

What do you call dead?

(Not Michael Jackson)

How did Michael Jackson die?

Because he danced like a zombie!

Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...

Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's hand.

What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.

As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,

but died on the cross.

The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."