Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
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Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.