Worst Jokes Ever
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls, two for under a buck!
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Gun control...