Worst Jokes Ever
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Eat my ass!
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"