Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Wanna hear a long joke?
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."