Worst Jokes Ever

Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?

A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?

Because it was the Great Depression.

I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?

- Kelp!

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!

Eat my ass!

Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?

Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is! 🤣

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.

Students: Hiding under desk.

Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!