Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

A: To hide up cherry trees.

Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?

A: Giraffes eating cherries.

What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?

Little Seizures.

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    • How do you spell racecar backwards?

    racecar

    How do you spell racecar sideways?

    Paul Walker's death.

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    • What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?

    Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!

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    • What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

    Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.

    My aunt’s star sign is Cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab!

    There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.

    When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"

    We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.

    We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.

    I hate these double standards.

    Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.

    Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.