Worst Jokes Ever
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Pizza Hut.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.