Worst Jokes Ever

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.

Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.

Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

Me: "You should be Batman."

Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?

I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.

Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?

So he could be wanted.

Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?

In Greece.

It's important to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.

Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

What do orphans call a selfie?

A family photo.

You: Find a time clock that can change time.

Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?

You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!

Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.

The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.