Worst Jokes Ever
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
My mom was 19 when she was pregnant with me, My mom was 39 when she was pregnant by me!!!
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.