Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
What is a snake’s favourite subject?
Hiss-tory!
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.