Worst Jokes Ever
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...
I have no beef with them.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.