Worst Jokes Ever
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
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Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.