Worst Jokes Ever
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Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.