Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back, she looks 15.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
This person has Down syndrome.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.