Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.