Worst Jokes Ever
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls, two for under a buck!
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Gun control...
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.