Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
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Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.