Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
There were three boys on the top of a slide.
The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.
That being said I wish he hadn't!
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.