Worst Jokes Ever
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Sorry but, no one asked.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.