Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

God = what I hope to be.

Devil = what I can't accept.

I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.

Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?

Doctor: Ten.

Man: Weeks? Months? Days?

Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...