Worst Jokes Ever
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls, two for under a buck!
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Gun control...
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Sun.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.