Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.