Worst Jokes Ever
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.