Worst Jokes Ever
An Irishman walked past a bar.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
A ginger.
Hi Trent!
Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?
A baby stapled to ten trees.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.