Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Spread the cat gun.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."