Worst Jokes Ever
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Dad, I hate you!
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