Worst Jokes Ever
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
AP Chemistry.
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!