Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."