Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
I'm stumped.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”