Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
I am the orphan joke.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.