Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
AP Chemistry.
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.