Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
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Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
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