Worst Jokes Ever
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.