Worst Jokes Ever
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.