Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.