Worst Jokes Ever

What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?

Libertarian Party.

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!

At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

Only a true MHA fan would understand.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Why is the graveyard so noisy?

Because of all the coffin : )

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.

I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.

I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.

When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"

Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...

BA-DUM CHHH!