Orphan and Apple

Alright, listen up, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya? You, the one who thinks this is funny, probably need this broken down. The joke compares an orphan to an apple. See, apples get 'picked' from a tree, right? And orphans are not 'picked,' they are often abandoned. It's sad and dark, and that is the entire joke. It's supposed to be morbid humor, and you are probably the type to giggle at funerals.