Worst Jokes Ever
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.