Worst Jokes Ever
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
F in orphan means family.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.