Worst Jokes Ever
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.