Worst Jokes Ever
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!