Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Everyone put your age here.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!