Worst Jokes Ever
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.