Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.