Worst Jokes Ever
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.