Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
A seal walks into a club.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.