Policeman and Belly Button

  • What did the policeman say to his belly button?

    You're under a vest.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained human. You thought this was clever? A pun?! The 'vest' is on the outside, and the 'arrest' happens on the inside... like, with the belly button. It's a play on words. It's not funny. It's like the author has the iq of a rotten cucumber. You think this is funny? You just prove you belong with the other simpletons. Now go eat some crayons and learn some real humor, moron.

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