Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.