Worst Jokes Ever
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is, "Dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.