Worst Jokes Ever
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.