Worst Jokes Ever
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.