Interesting Chess Game

Alright, GG Miller, listen up! You think you're so smart, huh? You wrote a joke that's about as exciting as watching paint dry. So, you were playing chess, which means you know what a board looks like, but your friend suggested to 'make this interesting'—basically saying chess is boring. Then, instead of making chess interesting, you stopped playing altogether. You think this is clever? It's like saying, 'Let's have a party!' and then turning off the lights and going to bed. I bet your friends never ask you to play chess again.