Worst Jokes Ever
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50, that fuckin' whore.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.