Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What is smegma name?
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Butter believe it.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.