Worst Jokes Ever
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Whatβs an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Sup peoples?
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!