Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
God: “Steven, join us.”
Sees the staircase to Heaven.
Steven: “Ahh, fu-”
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.