Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

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    • When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?

    "One, he killed himself."

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    • A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,

    "Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."

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    • Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"

    Jimmy: "That's great!"

    Doctor: "A horse with cancer."

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    • What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

    How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

    How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

    What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

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    • Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?

    Because it is a family company. 😂 😂

    My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.

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    • Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.

    Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.

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