Worst Jokes Ever
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court?"
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.