Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.