Worst Jokes Ever
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
How do you spell ihop?
Then spell ihop and say "ness".
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.