Worst Jokes Ever

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.

Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.

Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.

Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?

Son: Yes, why?

Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.

Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.

Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary.

Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.

My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.

It’s called Enditol.

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.

Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."

Orphan: "How?"

Kid: "You wouldn't know."

Orphan: "........."

My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"

Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?

A baked potato.