Worst Jokes Ever
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."