Worst Jokes Ever
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
modern feminism.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.