Math Question with a Dark Twist

The joke uses a math question as a setup for a dark and disturbing punchline. The 'get in a van' part alludes to the stereotype of child predators luring children into vans. The humor comes from the unexpected and disturbing twist.

• Pedophile
• Time
• Kidnapping
• Abuse
• Child
• Van

• Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
• How do you get 50 babies into a car? You blend them.
• Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
• What does 9 and 36 add up to? A life in prison.